juliannevevo
Julianne Escobedo Shepherd
juliannevevo
Jezebel Editor in Chief, 2018-2021; Deputy Editor, 2017-2018; Culture Editor 2014-2017.

It all came off as clever marketing to me; taking a moderate Democrat judge and turning her into a liberal pop-icon for certain types of (white) feminists who still say “yaass queen!” unironically. Someone came up with “Notorious R.B.G.” and went from there, I guess. Read more

I hate myself a little bit for admitting this to anyone else on this planet, but...: I kinda wanna see Davidson in a porn, but only a gay porn where he’s the bottom getting pounded into oblivion by some big ol’ meaty zaddy’s. Read more

Thanksgiving has NO CRUNCH!!!! I need romaine!!! Read more

THANK YOU. Baked By Melissa is the worst. Read more

this ^^^^^ i had a boyfriend who never hit me and i dont think he would have but he would often punch walls and throw/break things when he was upset with me and i was in the room and it is emotional abuse and it is scary as fuck. Read more

Listen, I don’t know you and I don’t know when you are punching walls, but I want you to know this: even if YOU “know” you’d never hit a woman, if you are punching walls when you get angry and your partner is in the room, you are being fucking abusive and scary.  My ex used to punch walls when he got angry with me and Read more

I will do the first thing you suggested, thanks! I have too many inexplicably strong feelings about Baked by Melissa (JUST GIVE ME A FULL-SIZE CUPCAKE, etc) after two consecutive workplaces that celebrated every coworkers’ birthday with a box of ‘em. Read more

I can understand the struggle for some to understand how someone they know in one way could possibly behave in another way. Surely we’ve all been there in one way or another with our friends and family. Read more

It’s never the woman you know either. It’s never the opinionated, happy-seeming, confident woman being abused. It’s never the happy mother, the dedicated wife, the accomplished physician. That woman would never be abused. She would stop it. She would not put up with that kind of thing. Her upbringing didn’t Read more

“Hi, I’m Bahbie. I can’t find my phone.” Read more

A sphynx cat I follow on insta is a hypebeast. Strange times. Read more

I love this type of weird trivia. We have these here in Missouri where we (not surprisingly) do call them shot-guns. Tho, here they are built not as apartments, but as houses in old towns, generally near the town square. Ours may be standalone structures, but they definitely were built during the Victorian mindset of Read more

Bummer.  You are going to have to move out fast if you want to jack that fuck unnoticed.  Good luck! Read more

As we learned the other day the duck says “Weep, Weep (for your soul. Please toss it onto the ground so that I can eat it)“ Read more

911: The call is coming from inside the house, get out now! Read more

Maybe you’re making more out of this than you should... let it roll of your back.  It’s not as complicated a web as it originally was quacked up to be.
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