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I miss the old Jezebel Read more

to be fair... i haven’t driven a car since 2004 :( Read more

Hello! We actually have known about this problem for over a week and have been working with our network-wide tech team to get it fixed, which was unfortunately more complicated than just switching a flip. Harron addressed it because, as you know, Saturday Night Social is specifically geared towards commenter… Read more

So I didn’t actually mention this because I was so verklempt while writing, but I grew up in Wyoming and even in the flat part of Wyoming where I’m from, EVERYONE knows what to do about their feet in order to avoid pain? Even walking across the flat plains?? I love this movie, it’s so absurd and incoherent Read more

Absolute respect, and I’m so sorry about your friend. I would just say... the movie is probably not the one. Read more

I feel compelled to clarify our conversation:

I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I TOTALLY FORGOT THE PART WHERE SHE GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING????? HAHA this movie is so great Read more

HE’S GREAT, he’s basically playing Shane but Good. I truly recommend!!! It’s so bonkers! Read more

or actually definitely designed for subjugation (and reverence of leisure historically... i guess) but the kitten heel is a special genre of that Read more

kitten heels are the devil. i don’t mind the tiny-heel concept but it’s like... you could be wearing a sneaker but you’ve chosen darkness. just do a block heel and go mad higher if you want! way easier to walk in! not designed for subjugation! etc Read more

Fair enough, though most of them are! But I always do red carpet posts in real-time so readers can get up-to-the minute looks at THE GOWNS, THE GOWNS. Read more

This was BIG NEWS in Jezebel slack this morning... Read more

it was a whole mess. original trailer (now deleted): Read more

I’m 45. It’s all sucked, truly, but the Clinton ‘90s are valorized in the same way the Obama ‘00s and ‘10s are and will be :) Read more

We’ll be cooking something up! Right now we’re getting our bearings; I personally feel like this scene in Poltergeist. Thank you all for reading Barf!

i didn’t see her :( it’s on this stream at about 6:42:00 in

The Parade Across America was too exciting. We got through it, everyone. Thank you for joining us and onto a new day. Read more

(If you need the link to the PARADE ACROSS AMERICA):

The Parade Across America has begun! Jon Stewart is looking grizzly in a Carharrt! Read more