Her constituents did that already. Read more

I can’t judge this. About a year ago I gave birth to my 2nd. It was a vbac. I’ve known all about placentas for decades, so no surprise there (I even asked to see Baby #1's placenta b/c how often do you get to see one of your organs?). But you know what no one told me? ~After~ the placenta, a river of blood will run… Read more

It’s kind of nasty looking. But not terrifying or anything like that. Read more

Aw, besides the placenta thing (which honestly is not surprising of ANY man) I found him quite endearing. His laugh is infectious. Read more

I purposefully timed my arrival at the hospital for my niece’s birth so that she’d be all cleaned off by the time I set foot into the delivery room, so I get you Travis. Birth is a disgusting miracle. Read more

O/T: I DVR’d Snatches on BBC America last week and finally got to it this weekend. Read more

So, a few years ago (it was either April or June in 2015), I was at this cool little spot that has karaoke night once a week. I am there with a bunch of friends of mine, rocking out as I do (I am a HUGE attention whore and also I love doing karaoke because I have a pretty decent voice and I’m really good at getting… Read more

I went to NYC for a few days last month and was very disappointed to have seen no celebrities. Read more

I once helped The Rock finished a crossword puzzle in an airport lounge long ago. That man takes his crossword puzzles very seriously!
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That’s because Foss is post-hardcore, not punk. I know I’ve got some music fans who’ll back me up here. Read more

There’s a few great lines in Beastie Boys Book where Mike D describes how Paul’s Boutique pretty much got put on the back burner because Capitol Records was putting all their effort into some shitty Donny Osmond album. Read more

Which one is yelling “BIRDSTAR!”
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Drunk birds, you understand me.

All I’m saying is that birbs deserve the right to get drunk. Read more

It HAS been a hell of a year.  Please point me in the direction of these magic beeries...I mean berries. Read more

I thought this was Dirt Bag initially... Can this be Dirt Bag? Because it’s the best dirt bag.
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I really appreciate the scanned magazine pages. You do give a fuck but not that much, it’s a fine balance. Cheers to you, friend. Read more

So this happened today and I think I’ll be getting drunk tonight trying to cope.

Bret Easton Ellis is a trash man who writes trash books and screenplays. Anyone remember The Canyons? Read more

So I’ve been severely triggered this week. I have been sexually assualted 3 times in my life but the one that resonated with me most this week was when I was 16. I was at a small gathering (8-10 people) drinking Coronas. My best friends boyfriend was there but she was not. I went outside to have a cigarette and he… Read more