My neighbors are outside smoking actual cigarettes and honestly... I welcome the secondhand smoke coming through my windows. Seems fitting Read more

Thank you so much for joining us in this liveblog! We will be back next week for the second presidential debate, assuming it is still on and everyone is still alive! Good night! Read more

Harris definitely won but no, she didn’t speak as much as Pence because he wouldn’t let the women in the room talk and kept crawling, The Human Centipede-like, into her time with his lies! Read more

Is this the part where a white man tells a Black woman that America is not systemically racist... Read more

I would also, for once, like a moderator who would actually not capitulate to a disrespectful, very stupid man blathering onstage Read more

Yes Harris, get into Trump’s “weird obsession” with Obama... Read more

Pence is the only person left who refers to Newsweek and also as “Newsweek Magazine” Read more

Pence auditioning for his post-politics 700 Club hosting slot... Read more

Pence right now is like

I’m sorry, WHAT is Pence claiming they sent to New York?  Read more

I cannot believe this man DEIGNED to suggest Biden and Harris “plagiarized” their covid plan. FROM WHEN? Two hours ago during the panic video Trump dropped? Read more

Pence is blaming China and deflecting ridiculously, lying, looking like a newly botox’d cretin, making me want to punch a wall! Read more

Harris is doing the Biden tactic: Speaking to the camera, laying out the facts, putting down the reality of the covid bungling. Read more

Susan Page is giving the James Lipton delivery here Read more

GET AWAY FROM HER PENCE Read more

Hello, we’re here!!! Susan Page just asked the debate audience to send her “good karma.” Read more

you are correct and i corrected, ty Read more

We are out to do some transcendental meditation or more likely just like... lie on the couch with a washcloth on the head with the lights off. Good night! See you next time because there are hypothetically four more debates—three presidential, one vice presidential. AHH! GOOD NIGHT! Read more

Thank you so much to everyone who joined us, and everyone in general who sat through the horror that is Trump “debating.” I think the big takeaway from this night is... there aren’t enough mood-altering substances in the universe to evade this nightmare! Read more

Rachel Maddow can barely even talk. “This sort of ‘debate’ shouldn’t happen in a democracy.” Read more