Vibes check to everyone joining us (and thank you for joining us): Has the **** hit? HOW YOU DOING? Read more

LMAO Shannon—should we do a vibes check? I’m on my second wine and yet I still feel like I must learn to astrally project my soul from my body during this debate Read more

Trump is vilifying postal workers, amazing strategy you asshole Read more

Remind me never to ask Chris Wallace for literally anything Read more

Judnick Mayard for president. Why not!!! Read more

Trump’s emphasis on “Them” as he brings up a “superpredator” argument from 2016 is quite telling! Read more

When Biden lets things like “this clown” slip, it’s a reminder that he is a real ass working class dude—from Scranton, in case you forgot!!! Read more

“Alcoholism, drugs, divorce”—Trump hates his religious base but he sure knows how to pander to them Read more

Someone should say the words “Herman Cain” Read more

It feels redundant and pointless to point out that Trump is an absolute disgrace, but I am going to say it anyway: Trump is an absolute disgrace Read more

Yes Biden, thank you Read more

WHO IS BRINGING UP FREAKING SWINE FLU IN 2020 Read more

Biden taking the exasperated, reasonable father role is actually quite good, keep it up Joe Read more

“WILL YOU SHUT UP MAN” is going to be the 2020 “WHITE MALE TEARS” on etsy in like 13 minutes Read more

They need to turn off his fucking mic when it’s not his turn, like a fucking antsy four year old Read more

PLEASE GIVE US SOCIALIZED MEDICINE Read more

Esther.... I’m ready for your shrooms now Read more