I can’t believe I’m feeling defensive for a FOX NEWS PUNDIT Read more

“Not according to Harris” —This man needs a good old fashioned slap Read more

Biden’s entire look is very good tonight, esp in contrast to Trump’s Sears-looking Brioni Read more

First question is about Amy Coney Barrett, mortal enemy Read more

Esther, Chris Wallace is if Mitch McConnell did a clay mask Read more

It’s starting... it feels as quiet as the eye of a hurricane. Read more

I ate an extremely healthy dinner of sweet potatoes and avocado and then just ordered a bottle of wine, via delivery, because like... gonna need a glass through all the inevitable Men Yelling! Read more

So... what are you all imbibing to numb yourselves? Read more

Thank you for joining us in this liveblog and sharing this time of national hell! I can’t believe that long-ass speech ended with fireworks at the Washington Monument! Propaganda is real! GOOD NIGHT! Read more

OH MY GOD THANK YOU IT’S OVER.  Read more

How Long Could You Take Watching Trump’s Campaign Speech? Read more

What is Trump talking about Dems living in “Waldorf compounds” like what is Trump Tower Read more

Because we deserve a little levity... Read more

This speech is so goddamn long man Read more

The president can’t even pronounce Oregon correctly. It’s ORE-GUN not ORE-GONE. God!  Read more

What is all this wild shit. Self-isolation is gonna cause... heart attacks?  Read more

Mother looks unhappy and it’s a nice reminder that she supposedly HATES Trump. Her second best quality, after towel charms Read more

And I just want to note that Trump, an alleged serial rapist, just made a “joke” about Joe Biden kissing people. It was a sexual assault “joke,” by a man who is allegedly a rapist, in a campaign speech in front of the White House, which is owned by taxpayers. I am actually beside myself? But also dead inside. Read more

It’s been savvy how he’s couched his hatred of Mexicans and Central Americans in the “border wall”/ “security” chat—also very Stephen Miller. Read more

MOM! Love when mom makes an appearance, Ashley. Read more