juliannevevo
Julianne Escobedo Shepherd
juliannevevo
Jezebel Editor in Chief, 2018-2021; Deputy Editor, 2017-2018; Culture Editor 2014-2017.

Update: President and First Lady Biden are doing the traditional walk into the White House and some guys are blowing real weird looking trumpets. to commemorate it. Hope they got it fumigated!  Read more

I feel so confused by the feeling of relief? How many hours are you all going to sleep this weekend? I’m thinking 48.
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After some technical difficulties, I can exclusively report that I am crying. FIRST BLACK, SOUTH ASIAN, WOMAN VP! SWORN IN BY FIRST LATINA ON SCOTUS! A BITCH IS CRYING! Read more

I fully believe that the green corkscrew (which we call “the green spring” in my apartment) is the greatest cat toy of all time (besidess the empty toilet roll). Read more

Ahh I knew this! Thanks for reminding me, that’s what I get for blogging on like... 0 hours sleep. I’m fixing now! Read more

Publix has so much good shit. There are no Publix stores in NY but every time I’ve been to Florida.... Publix sandwiches [sob] Read more