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Coca-Cola doesn’t go with man flesh. A good Cabernet is what brings out the best flavors in long pork. Read more
It’s pronounced like “You BABY!” Read more
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Wait, THAT’S VANESSA HUDGENS?! Read more
why is this guy wearing a suit and a fedora?
18 years ago, I put on a pair of JNCO jeans and a Smashing Pumpkins t-shirt and went to a punk show at my (rural CT) town’s local teen center. There I saw a boy, told him I was going to flirt with him and did for the rest of the night... and then, on and off (and mostly online) for the next decade or so before we… Read more
Obviously, the picture is blurry because it was taken by a professional. Read more
i believe what he is saying is that god sent the iceburg to punish man for transitioning from an agrarian economy to a manufacturing economy Read more
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Justin my pants amiiiiriiiiite?!?!?!
STILL WOULD
It’s a sad but true fact that when Scott Walker massively reduced funding to the University of Wisconsin system, one of the first things to be cut from the budget was the Female orgasm. Read more
it’s so mean-spirited to salute your heroes, you’re right Read more
Marry me, fart. Read more
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