he doesn’t even GO HERE Read more

Here’s a cat gif to make you feel better:

Possibly the most offensive article that Jezebel has ever published. Read more

nah bro. fall is da best. fuckin best apples ever, beautiful sunny skies and crisp air..gtfo wit dis shit.
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Meanwhile, [FIRE EMOJI] Read more

I’M ON JURY DUTY! And we should ALL be THANKING Joanna for BRAVELY STANDING UP for music, sexuality, and Judaism in the face of this SNEAK ATTACK ON HUMANITY Read more

i feel like ansel elgort was the guy at sleepaway camp who tried to get a handjob from all the girls and swore he hooked up with a hot older counselor Read more

You know what? I liked Garden State and I kind of loved the soundtrack. You know what else I liked? (500) Days of Summer.

its like watching an infant discover how their arms work Read more

I think she’s quite talented.

THERE GOES MY VOTE. Read more

I’m suing Denise

Sliding in your DMs like

Who the fuck still goes to Best Buy, Joanna Read more

BREAKING: A TAPED CONFESSION