It’s an objective description. And I included the video so that readers could have their own takeaway. Read more

To each their own! Read more

He actually did both! A few episodes featured the Fonz punching a vending machine to get free soda — one of those instances was a running gag in a particular episode. (I used to watch a lot of Happy Days with my mom on Nick at Nite.) Read more

One of the videos posted above showed this happening. Read more

Agreed. That version is flawless. Read more

It’s actually in one of the videos posted! Read more

I love Bette too — this song just never took to me. Then again, I watched my VHS of Bette Midler as Mama Rose in the 1993 “Gypsy” TV movie so many times that it broke, so take that for what you will. Read more

The vision of Prince and Bowie watching Happy Days on a couch and doing impressions of The Fonz just warmed my soul so hard. Read more

Black Swan though. Read more

They’re awesome! I went to a show of theirs once, and I ended up wearing the same outfit (black jeans, red flannel) as Macaulay Culkin, which made me wonder who, indeed, was the bigger lesbian among us. Read more

Hi hi! I addressed that in the article:

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That’s more like an accurate portrayal of me during daylight hours. Read more

“...eyeing the cat like they want to fuck her shit up but can’t be bothered.”

I died. Read more

Dear G-d, this forced the monosyllabic utterance “awwwww” past my lips like a human with feelings, ugh. Read more

Kinja is hacking me hard tonight — everything has already been corrected. Read more

Sending you all the hugs. My dad and step-mother were around there very recently and I had the same reaction. (They’re back in Paris now and safe.) Read more

Yup, it was a typo from a prior draft. Already been corrected — I have no idea why it showed up. Thanks for letting me know, though!

[Insert “old man yells at Kinja” GIF here.] Read more

Hey, it’s okay to be emotional—all the hugs to you, chaver. Read more

Hi hi! Read more

Sarah Seltzer, you are my idol now and forever, and I heart you so much, Tentie! Read more