“Easy Listening Feminism” is my new favorite phrase. Also, yes to all of the above, obviously.


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Just dropping in to say how I am still so freaking for this. Read more

...I think I just won an Oscar? Read more

#G-dbless Read more

I had forgotten about it! Truly glorious.

Related: I want someone to make me a sheriff pin embossed with “Far Left Jezebel Lesbian Shitass,” because, well, duh. Read more

Hi there,

I’m gay, so...this is awkward. Read more

Dear G-d, thank you for this, it makes me cackle immensely.

— from the actual lesbian who wrote this article. Read more

All the respect to you (and women in science in general, obviously). And oy vey, I don’t even want to guess that number.

But seriously, thank you for your work! Read more

I’m sure she is :-). Read more

Yeah, that was from a previous draft—everything has now been corrected. Read more

Kinja hack—all corrected now. Read more

My colleagues are ace. Read more

*thesis of item, with extrapolative musings. Read more

No one has called me JER since grade school, and I fully enjoyed seeing you refer to me as that this early morn. Thanks! Read more

I can guarantee you that it is not one where my Kiwi relatives live, otherwise my cousin Hester would be writing that particular item. (True story.) Read more

Nah, you were just too busy enjoying the articles! Read more

Hello! The other night reporters/editors and I have picked up the evening Dirt Bag since June, I believe. And thanks! Read more

Literally the SpaceX of harmonicas. Read more

Hi there! This has been duly corrected and noted in an update. Read more

I think it was quaint little ditty called “Why Are You Doing This To Me Right Now, Do You Have Asthma?” Read more