A good friend of mine who works at Vice always calls me that in an attempt to be slightly snide, but I KNOW that she secretly loves it. Read more

It also somehow quells my enduring quasi-trauma of being that one scholarship kid at Jewish sleepaway camp in cabins upon cabins filled with Uggs. Read more

Sorry the joke fell flat, but I’m in love with your Crazy Ex-Girlfriend “JAP Battle Rap” reference, which has inspired me to listen to it on repeat until I fall asleep. Read more

*Bows* Read more

Aimée is not only a precious unicorn, but a precious wunderkind unicorn. Which means she was on the “gifted” track in unicorn school or something.

ANYWAY, she’s hilarious and wonderful and this makes me laugh every time. Read more

But...but...we need to talk. Read more

IT COULD BE BUNNIES. Read more

...I, I don’t know what to say. I just failed as a human being. Read more

Technically, you are correct. I will keep this in mind for future posts. Read more

I couldn’t find any. That’s about it. Read more

Sweetest dreams, man. Read more

*Bows* Read more

They do, and I think I became fully aware of it after watching an episode of Grey’s Anatomy with my uncle a number of years ago, an ER physician, who confirmed this.

Also, Wikipedia. Read more

Luckily, the last link in this news piece will provide you with that! Read more

But I love that commercial.

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I wish I could answer this! Makeup is literally the thing I know about the least (it’s a wonder I know how to put on eyeliner and the occasional bit of lipstick—thank you being a musical theater nerd in MS and HS), but I’ll try to see if I can find you a good answer sometime soon! Read more

Agreed! Read more

Seeing this list made me feel like today is Rex Manning Day. Read more

Hugs. Compassion. Hugs. Read more

Yo, e-mail me if you ever need to. Read more