“Walked” is meant on a play on “Walker, Texas Ranger”; in this context, “woke” is used as a subtle reference to the fact that maybe, MAYBE Kiefer Sutherland could spend his time on doing more lucrative, beneficial things for society. Read more

My man Stevie knows what’s up. Read more

Should have turned this into a “Would You Sex-Bang Him?” piece, my apologies. Read more

Call it a very soon Passover/very soon birthday gift, and yes! Read more

If I wasn’t brain-dead right now I’d watch it IMMEDIATELY with complimentary live-tweet commentary. So I don’t start hallucinating for lack of sleep, this is now on my schedule for Sunday night, and I am very much looking forward to it. Thanks for letting me know the title/the info! I’ll be sure to let you know how it… Read more

If you remember what this movie is called, please let me know — I have a very real and sudden urge to watch this macabre Lifetime affair. Read more

I’m subversive like that. Read more

This is the best instance of a Joyce reference in the history of humankind. Read more

I’m a gay lady, so... Read more

Can’t even use my queerness as an excuse for this. Read more

NO IT’S REAL, I PROMISE. Read more

You are a blessed angel for telling me about this rn. Read more

Yup! It’s linked in my article — “Rainbow Gulag,” etc. And agreed — it’s such an amazing read. Read more

Hi this is perfect, and now I’m waiting for Cruz to just yell “SMEAGOL” in his best Andy Serkis voice. Read more

Wait I’m really sorry, I should have made a “CON-ald!” reference here, I failed you all. Read more

I can admit when I was wrong. But Mittens is also the reason I now think that AI-programmed robots can now grow feelings, re: both Romney’s dissent from the Trump bandwagon (looking at you, Christie, Carson, and Ryan) and that Haley Joel Osment movie. Read more

NGL this is great but for a second I thought it was going to be a Portal 2 reference. Read more

The font in Oliveira’s e-book is in different colors per paragraph. I wish I had known this as I was writing this article. Read more

It wasn’t unreasonable, it was pertinent, considering the Reaganite legacy. Also keeping in mind that many other articles pretty much broke down the reasons why Hillary’s comment created such outrage in the first place, it was an omission that hardly came out of left field. Heck, I even cited said articles, which… Read more

PS Felt like I should add that even though I actually WAS really scared of Richard Simmons as a toddler/very small child, I started to really cherish him when I was older. (High octane energy in adults was something I didn’t take well do at age five, is all.) Read more