Agreed. Kind of “meh” about the Rihanna one, but all of them were great. The Whitney Houston one wasn’t reaaaally an impression, but it was a nice finish to the sketch.

Still backing up my Soviet interrogation room comment, though. Read more

Maybe it could be read that way — wasn’t my intention. But even if I am a Hillary supporter, I didn’t want to propagate my own beliefs in a news article. It’d be different if I were writing, say, an op-ed — but this obviously isn’t an opinion piece. Read more

I also stated it seems to be a genuine apology, and elucidated the fact that she shifted her real focus to praising the LGBT community, which is one that I belong to myself. I just also pointed out an omission. Read more

I was quoting a word she used in her statement. Read more

Not demonizing her, just pointing out an omission. I’m actually a Hillary supporter myself. Read more

Please send Cruzentash for Purim, this needs to be a thing for me. Read more

As I stated in a previous comment, it’s all about coded language — if you’re interested in reading, it should be posted somewhere above. Read more

They were mentioned in Rubio’s response, which I quoted. Read more

Agreed! Read more

Agreed, but I have to admit that the Zodiac Killer jokes re: Ted Cruz are the Hanukkah gift that keeps on giving, and it’s hard to compete with that.

(But yeah, you’re probably right.) Read more

I think I like this analogy more than I ever liked watching the actual adventures of Yogi the Bear. Read more

Exactly why I like to go in for the slow kill. Read more

Hey, thanks! My heart is duly warmed. It’s incredibly hard not to go in-depth for these particular kind of news articles due to time constraints and issues with editorializing — they’re riper for an op-ed or essay — but I’m glad you took my points to heart. And I honestly and completely get your point with the Rubio… Read more

PS You might have wrangled the longest comment I’ve ever written on the Internetz, I’m giving you an automatic three gold star stickers and a praline cookie. Read more

Hi there,

The problem here is coded language. As a Jewish person who has routinely been propositioned by proselytizing missionaries, it’s still pretty screwed up to imply that you’re only a “good [insert person of another faith here] in my” if you meet a pretty limited rubric — and unfortunately in this case, as well… Read more

SAME. Realness. Read more

THIS IS THE MOST SOUND THEORY I HAVE HEARD SO FAR; THUSLY TAKING IT.

*Anticipates human skin suit coming off any day now* Read more

Not soon enough, I’m afraid. Read more

Kinja hijacked my draft, basically. The final draft I have has been restored. Read more

You win all the wins.

*Resumes hardcore crush on Kate McKinnon + goggles* Read more