LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS CULTURAL JUXTAPOSITION RIGHT HERE. Read more

Cherry Jones is also the fucking coolest though. (My mom knows her.) Read more

It almost quelled the ache in my heart that I’ll never be able to date Sarah Paulson OR Holland Taylor because of that, only because they are actually perfect. Read more

Not really something I can control. Read more

PS Just wanted to clarify that I filed this under “Zodiac Killer” on purpose. Read more

See: embedded tweet. Read more

This. Everything. Yes. Can’t even. Read more

I’ve known too many Canadians in my life/read too many Mordecai Richler novels who would flay me alive for ever NOT considering hockey the de facto Canadian dogma.

(And yes, I’m sure the novels would flay me alive, too.) Read more

This is completely unrelated, but #bless your username. Read more

NGL this comment just made me want to wolf down a baguette stat. And you only INDIRECTLY ALLUDED TO Oprah’s LoveBread face. Read more

I repeat: RAGE. Read more

That line did me in. After reading it, I stood up in my very empty living room for absolutely no one in abject rage. Read more

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THE WEIRD JAW KISSING. Read more

OH MY GOSH WHY DIDN’T I SEE THIS AND INCLUDE THIS BEFORE ALSO MY INSIDES ARE DISINTEGRATING WITH CRINGE. Read more

I actually realized that later and I am sorry to have failed you all. Then again, if I ever have to write about incest again, I now have a reference at the ready. Read more

Minus Jackie O and a Chekhovian gun. (As far as we know.) Read more

Tried to embed it in the story, and to my disappointment, the only versions of that scene available on YouTube are all Italian dubs. The phrase “the more you know” has never been so bittersweet. Read more

Literally been waiting my entire life to reference that in writing, which means you are officially my new favorite person. Read more

Ready to worship this. Read more