Take that back. Read more

Ah, I was living the dream back then. Read more

Nope. Read more

Shut up. Read more

You win Best Comment. Read more

lol Read more

LOVE that reply. Read more

You’re telling ME? Read more

$$$$ Read more

I’m delighted! Read more

Thank you? Read more

Working. Read more

Nope. They’re perfect. Read more

Attn. Everyone: I know what weed looks like. I’m looking at some right now and it’s from CALIFORNIA. You can’t win all the jokes (that’s the saying, right?). Read more

me too. Read more

Which friends, Kara? WHICH ONES. Read more

PRESENT! Read more

Does anyone else hoard old bottles of Todd Oldham? Read more

YOUTH DEW! Once I dated a guy whose mother wore it and she bought it for me for Christmas. Which was creepy, no? Read more

#33 made me.