I KNOW they do. Read more

“Reminds me of when I was a loser...” is enough harshness for one post. :) Read more

You guys do know I’m right here, right? Hi! Read more

Oh my god, I’m passing as a millenial? FINALLY! Read more

Do you live in LA? Read more

lol Read more

You flatter me (while insulting these sweet letter writers). I have some advice for you! Read more

I keep wondering if it’s even legal, the amount of “discounts” at that joint. Like, if everything is always on sale, isn’t that deceptive pricing that the FTC should look into? Read more

My new bio! Read more

omg Read more

It’s definitely not cool but I think you’re safe. Read more

I don’t know if this will actually help, but there’s a good This American Life story about this issue that will at least show you you’re not alone Read more

I’m ready. Read more

i like your style Read more

Mom? Read more

This is a legit question with a real answer. Read more

Nope. Read more

eeeeeep! Read more

Tah-dah Read more