The dudes in my office all voted and then yelled out “I’m winning!” “Me too!” Ugh. Read more

Yeah, I always try to get the bulkhead but airlines these days are real stinkers about guaranteeing a seat assignment. The worst is when they don’t let my husband and I sit together. Argh. And Japan is a long-ass flight! I’m sorry it sucked so bad :/ Read more

It’s “who” when you’re talking about people and “that” when you’re referencing objects. Maybe you think of me as an object, though? In which case, hi boo boo ;) Read more

“Have a donut.” :) Read more

You win. Read more

She’s actually not old enough for Benadryl yet and I’m not super into drugging (my baby). But you never know with me! Read more

Thank you for your very thoughtful feedback. What is the name of your style blog? Read more

So sorry about giving everyone a rash! Read more

More raps about wine, please. Any rap about wine works for me. Read more

Sounds like all y’all need to toke up and chillllll. Read more

“Total control of a child’s physical movements at all times.” ;) Read more

How dare you accuse me of feeding my child “special nonsugary” [sic] food. Read more

Okay you’re right she’s a pain in the ass literally no matter what I do and I should probably just keep her in jail until she’s 18. (I check with folks around me and make sure she’s not invading their space because I AM NOT A JERK, but probably I’m a liar and actually the biggest jerk of all time.) Read more

Are you sure you hate to scold? :) Read more

You can barely see it but she pulls her knees up. We’re not jerks. Read more

I live to block. Read more

Nah, I’m good! Read more

YOU TELL ME. Read more

So what is your view? Read more

I think you’ll be surprised by what you hear. Pleasantly so. Read more