Unless we're talking about pizza toppings or how much of a bottle of rosé we're drinking, can we just retire the…
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You know how at the beginning of a Nip/Tuck episode some apparently INSANE person would stroll into the office and…
Now that Lindsay Lohan's body is a sacred, booze-free temple of sobriety and prudence, she has plenty of energy left…
If your biggest fear is getting older, the best thing that can happen to you is getting older. That's right! Like…
Broadcast network television has been hemorrhaging viewers over the last several years. The increasing popularity…
Tara Reid — an actor, AN ACTOR! — has finally hit rock-bottom in her Tobias Fünke-like career, with news that the…
On this day, let us propose a new ranking system for celebrities: a scale that goes from Rush Limbaugh (worst,…
When I see a man out in the world going about his day wearing a (correctly fitting) plain white T-shirt, I offer a…
If you don't like having comic book movie plots spoiled years in advance, this year's Comic-Con probably wasn't for…
Right now, there's nothing trendier than writing trend pieces about the terribleness of millennials. But if you're a…
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Assuming the Royal Baby breaches the Duchess of Cambridge’s earthly vessel sometime in the next 36 hours, this…
According to the starstruck executives at OWN, Oprah has landed the interview of the millennium, or, at the very…
You know when a complicated problem arises, or a relationship or job or phase in your life ends, and you can't wrap…
Crafting press releases is difficult, thankless work that often relies on flimsy pop culture references or…
Charles Saatchi, the garrulous art collector who was recently photographed violently gripping his wife Nigella Lawson…
Loneliness is a bitch. I have a ton of empathy for people who are alone but don't want to be, and for people who are…
If you needed any further proof that the modern Republican Party is a sarlacc pit where good campaign strategy goes…
After a star-crossed engagement with Brody Jenner back in the infancy of this current decade, Avril Lavigne has…
Vice provoked the ire of denizens of decency around the web when they ran a fashion spread depicting photos of…
The suspension of perspective and sanity wealthy, fretting parents (or even expecting parents) exhibit when they’re…