This reads like a way-too-long Shouts & Murmurs first draft. Read more

Dude, my name is Doug.

Also, I think I stole it from my younger sister because big brothers are the worst. Read more

I'm suprised the bedspread still looks good because the unapologetic cat in the picture has vomited on it approximately 7,000 times. Read more

Diane Lane didn't play a character in the Superman universe — she played Toni Mannix, George Reeves' lover, in 'Hollywoodland.' Read more

I can't believe I posted this without mentioning Tobias. Sigh.

I got the nerve to dress up as Quail Man for Halloween one year, and I was really proud of my costume. Unreasonably proud. But there were like three other Quail Men at the party I went to and they were all named Doug and they all explained their costumes the same way to the other partygoers: "Because my name's… Read more

This dolphin looks like the unwilling third conspirator in a dolphin baby-eating plot.

There's a crazy Sam Fuller movie about this called White Dog, for anyone looking to waste two hours over Memorial Day weekend watching a racist German shepherd menace people in Los Angeles. Spoiler alert: there are zero jokes. Read more

Oh wow, it is Tod. I have no idea why that is so surprising to me — it's just one less letter, but I somehow can't process it. Read more

I don't think anyone's laughing this journal off — it's important, and, if anything, long overdue. Still, academic journals are read by so few people beyond academia that it's hard to see how this journal will have much of a cultural impact. Read more

Episode 2 of this season was really, really funny, especially when Amy's mom announced with just the right amount of pride that she remained fertile until she was 56. Read more

I know — the redundancy indicates compounded anger. Like, super-duper-mega-angry. To the max. Squared. Read more

Yeah, I think just reload. I've done it a few times and now, strangely, I really want some ice cream. Read more

Hey, is this video working for everyone? It works for me every other time I play it, so just wanted to see if anyone else was having issues. Let me know! Read more

It's my cat, Binx. He's just been diagnosed with a food allergy, so now I have to buy him really expensive wet food because he's a total dick. He also sits like people. Read more

This seems pertinent and I don't think I'll ever have a better opportunity to share this so... Read more

It's the baldness, but I also think there's no way you can recover from a role as creepy as the one he had in Dead Calm. From that movie on, Billy Zane was just a half-crazed maritime villain Read more

hey, sorry about that — should be fixed now! Read more

Was that like a catfish noodling situation where you were trying to catch the arowana fish? Or just bad luck? Read more