WHO AMONG US CAN SAY THAT THIS ISN'T A WONDERFUL IDEA? WHO AMONG US???????? Read more

Yesss that was my first thought! Read more

This is all I was thinking. Read more

SODA CAN WINE FOREVER

Yessss Mariah. Join us...

it's the artistic representation of western capitalism, duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~* Read more

James Franco says he is shy around women. This means you're going to have to make the first move, ladies (unless you are a teenager on Instagram). [ONTD] Read more

As if I wasn't excited enough for "Gone Girl" on Saturday...

Also, why are so many women not turned off by Bieber?! Read more

Channing and his wife (Jenna?) look like an awful lot of fun. That's my kind of vacation right there. Read more

The eagle clutching the gem over Jesus on the cross......... Read more

"High on weed" is such a dubious phrase; also, it will never not be funny when people say that. It's like, "smoking drugs" or "reefer." Just kills me every time. Read more

tangential but, @annehathaway added me on ello and i can't tell which one of my asshole friends it is

Fun Fact: My husband went to see Saves the Day play in 08'. Metro Station was the opening act (weird..but okay). All these youngster rushed the stage and really took to "Shake..Shake..Shake It" song. The two of us in back along with the "older crowd" looked at each other like "Oh god..We're old..what is this… Read more

I used to irrationally hate on Anne, then one day I decided to stop. I can now say with pride that I no longer hate Anne Hathaway and will continue to support her clothing choices and haircut however heinous they are. Read more

I was fairly ambivalent leaning towards disliking Anne Hathaway, but this interview is totally endearing. Read more

Jaden Smith released a song. It is 7 minutes long but lasts an eternity on a spiritual level. It is about meeting a girl at Coachella, as all the great love songs are. Read more

how have you lived without dick doodles? how? Read more

A penis drawing is like a snowflake- they're all different! I draw them all over the house in the dust (instead of cleaning the dust up, obvi), and not one is the same. Read more

You avoided the rookie move of trying to add a curly cue pubic hair to the ballsack. It never turns out and usually ends up looking like a Slinky. Read more