This is literally the first time I've ever doodled a dick so I got nervous and just went with what I'd seen in movies!!! It was very nerve-wracking for me. Read more

I'm offended that that penis is circumcised. There should be a drawing of an intact penis too, so it's normalized. Read more

Chanel sending a pretty edgy message this season

iPod wedding favors are the wealthy person's mixed cd wedding favors. Read more

God. Just ... too much. I hate that I adore this! :) Read more

Was coming down here to say the same thing. Emily Blunt, you won the wedding. Read more

I know right? I feel like Amal is so stunning in general that I can't stop reading all these stories about her. I wasn't a Clooney fan before but i will start paying attention to him now that he is married to her! Read more

*sigh* That poor girl. Read more

"She's so refined ... I think I'll kill myself."

Amals dress is just everything. She looks like a fairytale princess. Read more

Is anyone else kind of disappointed in her dress? I mean she's so fucking beautiful and classy all the time, that this dress is just kind of underwhelming in comparison. Plus it sort of looks like it time travelled from the '80s. Like from a classy wedding from the '80s, but still from the '80s. Read more

I am a bit lukewarm on the dress, but THAT VEIL! Read more

And here's his Aunt Rosemary singing the song they danced to for their first dance.

I'm usually not one for fashion or weddings, but the detailing on the top Amal's dress is so beautiful, I can't look away. Read more

Btw, the property brothers are out of hand. The kind of George Michael's Careless Whisper era grooming on the formal AND scruffy brother disturbs me.

What is this world where I really like Taylor Swift? Single-dom (and feminist) is a good look for her. Read more

Kendall and Kylie Jenner's dystopian young adult novel has sold only 13,000 copies. If this doesn't prompt a thinkpiece about the death of the novel, I don't know what will. Read more

Amal's wedding dress by Oscar de la Renta is much more lovely than my wedding dress by J. C. de la Penney. Read more

hmmm... if it was just adderall then that falls in line with the comments amanda's fake/real secret twitter (@persianla27) made regarding the incident............. Read more

This photo bomb is perfect.