it's not about me, specifically, and it should be about me, specifically Read more

So I'll bite: why don't you like it? Read more

Learning valuable lessons is why I came to college. I'm glad I've been given a chance to learn that having sex with a passed out drunk chick is considered sexual assault. If you expel me from college, I won't be able to learn other important life lessons about how not to treat women by being required to write these… Read more

So, that lead photo of Columbia just got me, a Barnard alum, thinking. Columbia is famously and hilariously obsessed with their lawns, particularly the South Lawn pictured in the photo above. The red flag on the left indicates that you are NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES supposed to WALK ON THE LAWNS. DO NOT. JUST DO NOT… Read more

"expel 6% of our students?! how will we afford jaguars then?"
- college administrators Read more

$25 fine! I once got a $150 parking ticket on campus. Read more

Oh, Selena, you can do better. Let that one go for good. Read more

What's worse? Drinking and driving or hashtagging? Read more

No, he just had to help her tote it down the stairs. It's hard carrying that butt around all day!

That Amal Alamuddin slideshow further confirms that if I could switch places with anyone in the world, it would be her. Read more

Avril Lavigne is treating that cupcake like a meet-and-greet fan... not that interested, needs at least a foot of personal space. Read more

#HashtagEverything Read more

This is awesome. Look at Clooney.

It looks like Amal Alamuddin does have a flaw! Her penchant for mullet dresses. Read more

You know how I know I'm terrible? I'm assuming that Kim is hiding her legs not bc it is season appropriate but bc her eczema is flaring up. Read more

There's a way to turn that headline into a joke about J-Lo's butt, I'm sure of it. Read more

Here's a picture of my face. This is how angry I am. *pout* Read more

I read that as "Rhianna might BE the next James Bond" and got really excited for a minute. Read more

I liked Battleship. Read more

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