I've never wanted to be flat-chested more than right now; those dresses are so awesome (and would look hilariously ridiculous on my giant titties). Read more
Love the cut-out leather!
This one! Please, please, please?
Call me crazy, but this collection reminds me so much of Game of Thrones? Read more
I thought I would hate it based on the front page pics. But it's nice. I can see lots of things a lot of women would lust after. Read more
Also seen at the Ren Faire.
Ugh, Miley. It's only 9:47am and you've already ruined my day. Just stahp.
Miley needs a break from Miley. Read more
So does Miley do the entire concert in her underwear? I still can't wrap my mind around the fact that she is able to make a living doing music, like people will actually pay to see her doing her stoner dances on stage while shouting lyrics. And I don't even know what to say about the fake ass. Maybe they'll give her a… Read more
A little? Her apt makes mine look like a dorm room (and I'm in my 40s). Read more
Ellen Page, I once made you pee in the snow in Beyond: Two Souls. I feel like I know you intimately. Please ignore the fact that, at the end of the game, I accidentally destroyed the entire universe. Read more
Not even gonna lie. I fucking love Lauren Conrad. Her apt is making me cry a little inside I think of mine in comparison. Read more
I'd put Miley in a corner with a dunce cap...but I'm afraid she'd find a way to turn the dunce cap into a bong. Read more
Jolie's dress was so hideous, I did not want to see anymore of it. Read more
the mcdonald's bacon egg and cheese and hashbrown i just shoved into my face is no longer sitting well