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Callie Beusman
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"I remember researching castration and thinking, 'This is so interesting.'"

It's def an improvement. Mostly because he's not flashing me his abs (or lack thereof). Read more

This looks exactly like an ex of mine. If he played Chunk and didn't tell me, I will be SO PISSED. Read more

some guy named William Tell... The theme was "apples."

You guys ever remember when you were a kid you'd take a magazine and fold the pages so they looked like ties? Read more

The tabloid deemed him hot, not me, but here is a photo so you can decide on your own.

Right there with you. I wish him nothing but happiness and success but he is not my type.

Didn't Eva Mendes just have the baby? But they are going to get married on New Years with the baby's arrival "days away"? I am confused. Read more

You guys, I really love Lauren Conrad. I know she's kind of aggressively boring, but I am inexplicably drawn to her. I might shame-buy Us Weekly just to look at the photos. :-( Read more

"a mason jar filled with balled-up photos of other mason jars" Read more

It's probably too heavy for tabloids! Tbh I was most surprised that the Katy Perry/Taylor Swift bloodfeud wasn't more prominent because it's a glorious piece of celebrity gossip Read more

Why is Scott reportedly so concerned about his new fatherly duties-he's a father twice over already! Is this going to cut into his job of literally being the father of Kourtney Kardashian's children and appearing at different nightclubs? Read more

Oh Callie. When you say something like "Chunk from the Goonies got hot" without a picture, then we have to Google it and some of us at work are afraid what pictures "Chunk from the Goonies" may bring up! But I did and meh. We must agree to disagree. Read more

I don't know what it is about her but she annoys me to no end.

Okay. Well, I know a bunch of divorced people/soon to be divorced people ...and they don't generally going around announcing their divorce so.... Read more