I'm a high powered, educated scientist...and I find myself obsessively refreshing jez at 21:00 my time because goddamn it Beusman, this is the best regular feature on the web. I salute you ma'am. Read more

I'm surprised the Django Unchained actress thing didn't make it anywhere. I suppose now that the new pictures showing that the cops might not have been just randomly accusing her are out the story is probably a bit heavy to make it in next week's. Read more

NOPE IT'S NOT!

Meanwhile, Bill Conrad remains hopeful. . .

But what takes the cake? See what I did there? I'll show myself out. Read more

Things Callie Has Seen on the Internet, Ranked Read more

This is the second-best thing I have ever seen on the Internet. Read more

These days, I think if we all coordinated our efforts, we could make "pharoahsbones" famous within 48 hours. Read more

New York's hottest club is...

being that selena and justin are totally the next wave's britney and justin, i very well could be. should have been them in the denim outfits, not katy perry and riff raff. Read more

I did not know 'sock designer' is a job. Why, oh why, didn't they tell me about this on career day? Read more

Celebrity news is so weird to me, because I tell myself that I don't care, and then I click. Then I find "woman has long hair" (side note, Bossip: she's not 'showing off her newly long locks'. She is doing something while having hair. If I walk down the road for a venti salted caramel mocha, I'm not 'showing off'… Read more

are you sure YOU'RE not Selena & Justin? Read more

Joan story is getting worse and worse :((

The part I don't understand is that this was Joan Rivers. Wouldn't she have the best of the best? Read more

Or that Royal baby because they *are* American royalty Read more

I hope that ENT doctor enjoyed his run in medicine because that's over now. Read more

I clicked the Halle Berry hair link and her outfit was so horrible I had a hard time seeing her hair. Not even creative or fun horrible but actually boring horrible.

I wish for once Kardashian/Jenners would surprise and want a regular job like becoming teachers or something. Read more

Pretty much the only thing I miss about my ex is the fact that he can quote almost any Stefon sketch verbatim. Read more

"Guilty by reason of selfie!" Read more