Kevin McNally as Mr Gibbs from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies
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So is it weird if the hyena one is ALSO relatable? Read more

Yeah that's a gross headline. It's based around the last time she lost weight for her Weight Watchers contract she got pregnant and it was inconvenient for the ad campaign. Also the tabloids believe Jessica's so ditsy she can't do anything right particularly regarding her weight. Read more

Well, except for the confusing implication that a dumpster full of warm clam chowder could be a bad thing. Is the D- related to the raccoon? Don't impugn the raccoon. It's just doing what it has to do. Read more

That Hot Pocket scenario could very well take place in my apartment any Friday or Saturday night. Read more

You were robbed, Callie! Your bunny should have won the contest. Read more

I also really was disgutselighted by the dumpster filled with warm clam chowder. Well done. A Read more

Maybe give him a wee staff and cloak? Read more

I really want to believe that all over Hollywood, there are countless celebrities engaged in a custody battle for Ben Stiller. Read more

Can we talk about how the cover of inTouch says of Jessica Simpson: "Oops! She finally dropped 70 lbs. - and now she's having Baby No. 3"? Read more

YES> I read that one, Callie, and nodded. Read more

Seriously! They're always good but these are the best ever. Read more

They do say write what you know. Read more

Robert Pattinson is dating FKA Twigs now... Read more

I have personally never eaten a Hot Pocket, but I still found this descriptor strongly, well-nigh poetically evocative. It was like reading part of a "Girls" script written in collaboration by John O'Hara and Chuck Palahniuk. Read more

If Kem K will get pregnant again, Kris will have press conference all news media outlets before implantation will happen. Read more

I always find Jennifer Aniston cheating rumours really interesting. I mean, even if he did cheat and didn't get caught, would she out him? Or would she stay with him? Or if he did get caught would she ruin his career, cheating on America's Sweetheart wouldn't be a great career move would it? Read more

Okay, I think last week I was all "oh my god, best grade-descriptions EVER, I click these just for the grade descriptions." Read more

Angie didn't do an interview with OK. It never says, anywhere, "she told OK" or "she spoke to OK." They bought it from someone who probably spoke to her at a junket. An old tabloid trick. Read more

Or perhaps Isaac Asimov.