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Callie Beusman
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Geek gamers can be the wild cards. Or Japanese baseball players. Read more

The Coachella boyfriends will be rolling too hard to fight and the Ivy League boys will be too drunk and trying to give each other handies. Read more

Based on the descriptions, neither group know how to fight, BUT fall boyfriends are frat boys and they usually have that one friend who loves to throw a drunk-punch, so I'm placing my bet on fall. Read more

Autumn boyfriends get scented candles and the stamina they have acquired from taking so many trips to Montauk, Coachella boyfriends get glow sticks and a woman wearing a Native American headdress sitting atop their shoulders Read more

Pssssst... I think she just doesn't know how to spell "vroom vroom" Read more

I had to google the broom broom thing. And I must have been off Gawker the day that meme hit big. i am late to the game and don't get it. Read more

I keep wondering why you only see Ariana Grande from one angle. Seriously, every single picture is that angle above (and same facial expression, which always looks terrified to me). Why? Is she a robot and you can see the latches on the right side of her face? Someone explain this! Read more

i have no idea who this is but I LOVE her hair

This is going to go into sooooo many nerd's erotic fan fiction now.

Clearly the story about Cara and the bacon should've been Dirt Bag's lead this morning because... well, because bacon. Read more

Mariska is absolutely brilliant :)) she just made my day:) Read more

I didn't know about Ariana Grande before seeing her sing at the Fight Cancer telethon thing last weekend. Mimimister thought it was a talent show and that she wasn't doing too well. Out of the mouths of slightly befuddled 32-year-old men who don't give a shit about celebrities/show business! Read more

If I got a tattoo of everything that's delicious my body would be filled with food words. Bacon would not be one though.

Haha Mariska, well played.

What does that face mean Callie? It's crap or he thinks 'oh no I like it, what's happening?!'.

As a journalist I would take offense at demands limiting my work. She could Read more