American hero. Read more

Congratulations, Brad and Angelina!

I love this look on Emma Stone. So cute-yet-sexy! Read more

i will perform sexual favors for the first person who finds out what angelina wore Read more

"Ya boy made the national enquirer today 😂😂😂😂 someone tell those dickriders thanks for the free publicity.. lmao!#MyExpressionSaysItAll #FuckTheMedia" Read more

Mutley P. Gore Jackson III. Read more

They should have a new tabloid called Pregnant and Dumped. It will sell like hot cakes. Read more

Will Jolie or Aniston ever be due royalties for their likenesses being used in these photo-comic-book-novel-soap-opera-thingies for years at a time? Read more

They say you stop maturing the day you hit it big. How old was Mariah when "Vison of Love" was released, because she seems like she should be out buying her notebooks for the new school year. And covering them with doodles of unicorns. Read more

Bet she was just about to sneeze. Read more

Love this. I would also watch them in an buddy-cop duo. Read more

I am pretty sure it's possible to read a book WHILE sitting on a yacht. Just saying. Read more

Thoughts: First, why is it always the case in these tabloids that the woman was dumped and not the other way around? Second, I was really looking forward to this today thx Callie. Read more

How many times are they going to reuse this damn photo?

"Cara teases Suki all the time for dating an old guy whose idea of fun is reading," Read more

Not if you're a tabloid editor, nope. Read more

Chris Martin + Jennifer Lawrence = Sport Fucking Read more

I really think Angelina and Jen should do a movie together. Maybe a Thelma & Louise re-boot (with Brad Pitt in the same role as last time). That would make the universe explode. Read more

Why would they want the guy who cries during sex on the bachelor on? Read more