Also not a joke: since David Foster Wallace died I have thought countless times that I wish he were alive to explain what I'm thinking or feeling in a way that makes sense and is eloquent rather than just "Ergh, Ermmmmm". :( Read more
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Haha. I was all ready to defend a possible open marriage and Mr. Thicke until I got to: Read more
In braggy news, I've met Zooboomafoo!!! He's at the Duke Lemur Center and he was there with his son (yes! OMG) and his lady friend. It was awesome. My daughter loved that show. Lemurs rule. that is all. Read more
Anna, you know I don't want to hear about Fifty Shades of Grey and yet you just keep on shoving this news at me, with zero regard for my emotions or general mental well-being. That is SO SEXY. I love you. Read more
ugh. michelle "i'm such a delicate little flower" williams as Sally Bowles? On Broadway? Bitch please. natasha richardson's sally would wipe the floor with her. Read more
This is probably the funniest Anna Breslaw Dirt Bag ever. A+++ from this random internet stranger. Read more
In its first sonogram, Simon Cowell's kid is wearing a tiny deep-v neck tee in utero. Read more
Hey, Mr. Chaffoo, am I doing it right?
That's not Snookie...it's just a really good selfie of Anna. Read more
"On the final day of the Wrap, look a pigeon in the eye. It will tell you of its journey. You will be indescribably moved. Take a selfie." Read more
"Cut out eye, nose and mouth holes in a large piece of Saran Wrap and" Read more
Do 5 shots of Bombay Sapphire, raw egg and bee venom. (Just ask for "MC Chaffoo's Hottttness Fluid." They'll know.) Read more
If you have just descended to Earth from above, like John Travolta as the eponymous character in 1996's hit movie Mic…
I've seen this video about a thousand times and laughed at the cat's crazy antics, but now I have a whole new respect for this video because this commentary makes it 100000000 times better. Read more
Moral of the story: Go On-line FIRST!!! Read more