Kate Middleton has "hardly done anything" to lose the baby weight except yoga and praying to Osiris, Egyptian God of Death and stretch marks. Read more

Anna, you just made my morning. You just dropped that Brenda and Billy reference in there and it was masterful.

SkrillEx... badum ch. Read more

(Snort) Seriously, Mellencamp and the kid names. Were "Fleh" and "Muh" already taken, or is it a family tradition to name kids after sounds you inadvertently make when you have a sinus infection? Read more

So...that would be a no on the Bloody Marys at the Stephanie Meyer/Anna Breslaw brunch. Bellinis for everyone! Read more

I'm laughing as I'm typing this correction, Anna, but it's TAN Mom who has another video out. On the flip side, though, Teen Moms marking the Year of the Depends Undergarment would have a certain cachet and might even lead to niche-market endorsement deals. :=)) Read more

Okay, Anna is always hilarious but this installment of Dirtbag demonstrates that she is definitely on point this morning. I knew I was in for some giggles once I read "...this is gonna be some Frost/Nixon shit." Clever. Irreverent. Breslaw. Read more

It doesn't matter if you share this woman's belief that her husband sent her a love token from beyond the grave. The issue at hand is: How do you permanently preserve a potato? Either help solve the problem or GTFO. Read more

I live about an hour from there. I'm sure there's a bronze casting place somewhere around here. Read more

"Adorably hung." Read more

lolwtf, this is coming from a guy who hasn't seen his dick in decades? Read more

My three thoughts on this: Read more

SQUEEEEE - thank you Anna. The boy's cute too. Read more