haha. okay. well, she's an actress and doesn't write for cosmo. Read more

hi! i write for cosmo now and used to write for jezebel. that's a pull quote from emmy rossum, who is on the cover. Read more

If you are addressing me (the author) and not the commenters, I agree with you and said nothing to the contrary in my post. Read more

oh you guys are so sweet, i just saw all these! of course i will miss you. every one of you, even the ones who say the gifs are distracting them from the content. Read more

related: when that old woman on miranda's co-op board (right before blair underwood comes in) yells "I have a cataract!" Read more

you're right, i'm not sorry Read more

while i do not have said sears photo scanned, here is me in that t-shirt.

oh! it did not occur to me, i can shift them around? Read more

omg blusssshing Read more

or I just wasn't included in the secks. ;_; Read more

agreed. Read more

thank you! so helpful. Read more

quite right. just added. Read more

literal LOL Read more

see above comments. Read more

okay, yes, email the link to the tips line and i'll send it to doug whenever you do. Read more

Amazing — you should email me when it's up (do you have my email?) and I'll pass it to Doug Read more

True! That's another post. Maybe by someone who is actually a mom/child of either version of that sort of abuse? I can only speak from my own experience. Read more

not that the college i went to is the only place that's good for writing (not by a long shot), but you get what i'm saying. she was a big part of my having ambition about basically anything, in general. Read more

hmm. i think that she trusted that i'm self-aware enough and hard enough on myself not to pursue new york/expensive-ass school/writing if it was just a pipe dream. she never discouraged me from doing it. and, in turn, i certainly wouldn't have done it if she had discouraged it. and then i never would have felt the… Read more