sar·casm Read more

whoa, haha, i don't KNOW! but if you find that item i'll totally use it. Read more

haha, weirdly, yes. Read more

autocorrect clearly doesn't know yiddish. it took me 3 tries to make "schlepping" into "schtupping." Read more

cincinnati-ites, i am sorry! i am a shit speller! i fixed it! forgive me. :( Read more

totally. Read more

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I love all of this Read more

Would have been exactly the same perspective if it had been literally any other website. XOXO. Read more

+10000000 Read more

because it actually is really fun. Read more

+1,000 for this. Read more

sorry, all! fixed. Read more

THAT IS JUST. Read more

ZOMG WHAT. Read more

+1,00000000 Read more

it sucks! i love yoga! i definitely don't do it as much as you (nor am i nearly as good, i'm sure), but i REALLY want to quit smoking. it's just so hard. Read more

For the record, this lady's a Die Antwoord fan because THIS:

guys, my boss at the first internship i ever had gave me a copy of 4.48 psychosis and said it made him think of me. YOLO/omg what even am i to people. Read more

no hatred! i mean smirkface affectionately. Read more