haven't you seen swimfan? didn't you LEARN? Read more

good eye! Read more

i wish! i would weird out eliott gould with my superfandom. Read more

good point. Read more

i would dig it up if i had it. i promise i'm not holding out on you. Read more

SORRY GUYS! sentenced completed, life unruined :) Read more

holy CRAP. and i call myself a fan. Read more

+1,000 Read more

ALSO A JOKE WITH MY SIBLINGS. se7en endures. Read more

+1 Read more

yeah, more the fact that the kardashians are incorporating the birth of a child into their general "selling their souls" package is the problem i have. Read more

doy, that was dumb of me. fixed! Read more

Oh, no no—that's Wolf's intimation. let me reword if it's unclear. Read more

DANG IT. Read more

yep, that is what i meant. Read more

"Sex took place." Can we just take a minute? Read more

i heard "Joan Allen" at one point. like the actress. Read more

holy crap, right you are. my 11th grade self would be furious at me. Read more

GUYS I FIXED IT I AM SORRY Read more