Ubertrout
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout

There’s a difference between making a previous multi-platform series console exclusive and developing your own exclusives in-house the way Nintendo and Sony do. Come on. Read more

Advance Wars has what appears to be a relatively firm 4/8 date, and Forspoken seems to have a pretty firm 5/25? I don’t know if Ari knows something we don’t know or if it somehow didn’t get looked up prior to posting, but that seems like a baffling omission. Read more

“It’s the most wonderful, in-over-your-head sensation,”

This honestly makes the entire game sound like the first few hours of BotW, which if that’s the case...YIKE. Read more

Honestly, the DLC was probably the best part of that game. Guns, Love, and Tentacles is great, Bounty of Blood was fun (if strangely disconnected from the rest of the series), Psycho Krieg was excellent if way too short, and Moxxi’s Heist is at worst average. Read more

To be fair, on this score, Jennings has actually written several times about how abhorrent those viewpoints are and the difficulty of squaring his personal religious beliefs with the official positions of the church itself. Read more

He’s estranged from them because they’re garbage humans. I mean, they could certainly make stuff up, but if you read about them at all it’s pretty clear who the villains are In that relationship. Read more

Sorry, bro, you don’t get to basically say “some people believe in [horrifying eugenicist belief], though I personally do not agree” and act like you’re somehow squeaky clean there. By bringing up the eugenics, you obligate yourself to express some combination of words that amount to “and that’s some fucked up shit” Read more

Seriously, why would you give this piece to one of the VERY few people who didn’t love this game? I didn’t think there was anyone who didn’t like Ghost. At the very least, acknowledge that the opinion the game is mediocre is not the consensus at all -- don’t act like people automatically agree with it. Read more

Of course I want more than eight games installed. I don’t feel like waiting an hour to play something if the idea of a different game strikes my fancy. Seriously, what the fuck is this “who actually needs that?” bullshit when numerous people in this thread are telling you they need it. Extreme high speed internet Read more

There is absolutely no universe in which “less than 700 GB” is “more than enough space.” Read more

OK, hold on, I’m fine with holding him publicly accountable for what was happening under his watch and for people being upset that he didn’t do more to stop it (which he absolutely should have), but what law, exactly, did Mike Morhaime break that he belongs in prison? As far as I’m aware, there are no allegations he Read more

This comment genuinely might be the apex example of “I cannot handle people criticizing a thing I love” gamer culture. Thanks for so perfectly illustrating one of the most laughably cringe trends in gaming. Read more

You are absolutely a parasite feeding off the system and providing absolutely nothing to anyone, regardless of the lies you tell yourself to help you sleep at night. Literally EVERYONE hates you. Read more

You should feel genuinely embarrassed by this comment. Read more

Lol enjoy getting fucked when you can’t resell your ill-gotten gains, cockbucket. Read more

yelling at the ocean for being wet isn’t going to change anything”

Except apparently it does; the Forbes article makes it clear their feelings are deeply hurt when we call them names. Ergo, calling them names can be considered a public service, because every one of these fuckers should feel like absolute shit at all Read more

Buddy, you don’t give a needed boost to jack shit; you’re a fucking parasite, and in a just world, you’d be in fucking prison.
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I was excited for it, and I’ve played it for a couple hours, and...I just can’t seem to make myself come back. It just makes me want to play TIE Fighter, which (other than graphically) is a far better experience in every possible way. Read more

I gotta be honest: I didn’t even think about this until you brought it up. You’re absolutely right, of course, I just didn’t think about it — I just knew I loved the art without fully understanding why. SuperGiant continues to be the best indy developer in the business.

Eurydice is a fucking QUEEN. Read more