And this is why the use of AI to replace creative works -- art, writing, speech -- should be fully and unequivocally banned. Read more

Are...are you really whining about spoilers...for a POKEMON game?! Read more

That would fuckin’ rule I’m just goddamned tired of going back to the Mediterranean/Middle East over and over. Read more

It honestly feels like she has no knowledge of Japanese culture/history whatsoever. Read more

“Assassin’s Creed can be anywhere at any time, and that’s a rare opportunity for games. Throw a dart at a country, wind the clock back two thousand years and I bet something fuckin’ awesome is happening there.”

You’re right, we should go back to the Mediterranean/Middle East for the 8th time instead. Read more

He isn’t. Sisi’s take here is utterly facile. Read more

I’m not even sure where to get started but it’s a FUCKING SAMURAI GAME SET IN THE 13TH CENTURY, did you really think honor wouldn’t or shouldn’t play a part in the story? The entire fucking point is that this code of honor is unworkable and unrealistic, that’s why the literal last boss fight is against the one… Read more

This honestly might be the most facile, incomprehensible read on a video game I think I’ve ever seen. I am genuinely, utterly baffled at how badly you misunderstood literally every facet of this game. Read more

One of the heroes is a cheerful conman sake merchant and one of the game’s most poignant scenes is Jin drinking and telling funny stories with his best pal the night before a major battle. What the fuck is ANY of this take?! Read more

Get rekt, bitch Read more

Leaving aside that it’s prequel-level storytelling, the notion “Obsidian doesn’t miss” is a truly incredible take when you consider this is the company that created Neverwinter Nights 2, a game with a literal “Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies” ending. Read more

People like you are why we’re in this fucking mess in the first place. Read more

Fuck off. Read more

Fuck your peace, and fuck your “encouraging violence is not acceptable.” You’re why we’re in this mess. Read more

So many people worship KOTOR2 for reasons that have never made any sense. It’s hopelessly buggy, its plot is garbage, it’s just inferior to the first game in every way. Read more

Delaying this game “because Russia” is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard of. This conflict has turned everyone into the dumbest possible versions of themselves. Read more

Advance Wars Read more

LOL, found the whiny child who doesn’t want to see anything change Read more

There’s a tendency among a lot of video game reviewers (it crops up in other media, but it’s way worse in games for some reason) to want change for the sake of change, even when games don’t need it all that much. The wildest part of that to me here is that it’s addressed that the game smoothed out the things that… Read more

Oh hey I was trying to pull these out of the greys bc I thought they were replies to you rather than a jpg and it turns out they were already approved. Cool! Read more