Ubertrout
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout

Nintendo will have more information on the game on August 26.” 

Oh shit, man, if Nintendo has figured out time travel, can they please retcon several more iterations of Pokemon Snap into existence? Read more

The fact no pro sports team has had the balls to use Swamp Rabbits, the greatest minor league sports team name ever, as its avatar, is all you need to know about American professional sports branding. Read more

I really don’t get why everyone hates Honest Hearts so much; Dead Money was the worst DLC I’ve ever played for any game ever. (Old World Blues is also the best DLC I’ve ever played for any game, so I guess it balances?)
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I’ll give the two games this: they each had one brilliant DLC (Broken Steel for FO3, and Old World Blues for FO:NV), and one utterly fucking atrocious one (Mothership Zeta and Dead Money). Read more

I mean, I guess it depends what you’re looking for? Fallout 3 was so incredibly visually boring to me. It was done in a palate of brown, grey, and muzzle flash, and I thought we had left that era of gaming behind by the time of its release. New Vegas was a fun game to look at (and so was Fallout 4, for all its flaws). Read more

If you fall into the category of people who believe that 2010’s Fallout: New Vegas was the best game in the series Read more

“TECHNICALS ARE DETRIMENTAL TO THE TEAM” is not the scorchingly brilliant take you seem to believe it is. Read more

Who the hell hurt you that this is an ending you wanted Read more

I’d STILL rather eat Cici’s than St. Louis pizza. Read more

You have to love any foodstuff (Cincinnati chili is another one) where its defenders basically have to openly resort to Stockholm Syndrome to defend it. Read more

“it can taste a little plastic-y and gummy to the unaccustomed palate.” Read more

I mean, it’s better than fucking Winter Soldier, that’s for goddamn sure, but the bar was low. Read more

People who think Winter Soldier is the best MCU movie are the same people who thought Unbreakable was anything other than a steaming pile of Arby’s dumpster runoff. Read more