Some of us have had abusive relationships with people with BPD and managed to NOT turn into sanctimonious assholes about it. I’m just saying. Read more

Hi yes, I was in an emotionally abusive relationship with someone who has Borderline Personality Disorder and who threatened to kill themselves to keep me from leaving, and assuming that’s the case here with no evidence other than “my brain gremlins tell me he is a manipulative ex” means you can absolutely get fucked,… Read more

My favorite thing about old Ovechkin has been this Jedi Mind Trick he’s developed where he sneaks into an open area so slowly and with so little obvious motion that the defense completely loses track of him until he slams home a shot with more space than any great scorer should EVER be given. The reason Ovi is still… Read more

Jesus Christ, save me from people who don’t get screamingly obvious references. Read more

Uh...the Caps definitely didn’t play the Leafs in the playoffs last season. They did play them the year before that, if that’s what you’re referring to. Read more

You can make a strength of schedule argument against this and I’d respect it, but the Caps record in the last 12 games is 10-2 and they’re a +21 goal differential in that span. Also, they have not had a single game in that stretch where they weren’t missing at least one top-six forward. The relative point totals are… Read more

The problem is the majority of people who need the money elsewhere would still choose this godawful team over actual civic improvements out of some weird sense of DC pride. This team rules DC at every level, and it’s infuriating. Read more

It’s neater and tidier to believe “the only people who would tolerate this name for a team/this shitty ownership are non-DC residents” but this has not been my experience even slightly given all the DC natives I’ve known in my life.

People from rural/exurban/suburban MD and VA are certainly the majority of fans (just… Read more

Part of the issue here is even were DC residents allowed to vote on this, the balance of probability is they’d vote in favor of paying out the nose for the team to come to DC. Way, way too many people — easily a majority of city residents — who should know better worship at the altar of this shithouse team. Read more

There are plenty of movies I enjoy even as their politics make me uncomfortable. I struggle to grasp the idea that anyone could think any Dinesh D’Souza movie was actually well-made, though, even if they have enough brain raccoons to believe anything in it is true. Read more

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Maybe they’re waiting to see about improved travel technologies? Faster planes? Teleportation? This seems fucking impossible otherwise. Read more

Good for you. I personally hate those games. Read more

That’s...that’s literally the joke. Read more

Scott Rolen is probably one of the 7 or 8 best third basemen ever, so I’m not really sure he belongs in the same category as Fernandez and Olerud and Vizquel. Read more

N...no? He was fine. He was fine! He was a solid DH. Never in my life did I think “OH GOD, NOT HAROLD BAINES AT THE PLATE IN A KEY SITUATION!” Read more

It’s just weird because you definitely CAN play Destiny solo, and that’s clearly where they’re cribbing. Not the endgame content, but the story (whatever its flaws) can be done without other people. So I’m wondering if Anthem is like that, but BioWare has been decidedly squirrelly about answering that question.

I just… Read more

Well, if Binding of Isaac can be considered a rogue-lite (and the internet believes it can!) then yes, I have played at least one, and I absolutely hated it. Read more

Ahhh, ok. You’re just trolling. Carry on. Read more

Curious for anyone who’s played it: when you die, you start from the VERY beginning? There’s no checkpoint or save system whatsoever? I’m in no way here for Binding of Isaac: SuperGiant Edition, even if they’re my favorite game company in existence right now. Read more