Ubertrout
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout

I’m still trying to figure out if this is a game you can play solo if that’s what you want. I’m with you, here — if it forces me to deal with other people, fuck this noise — but I can’t seem to get any concrete info on whether or not that’s the case. Read more

Yeah, that’s not what happened. It was the weirdest and stupidest deus ex machina I’ve ever seen in any storytelling medium. Read more

Dude, come on. You liked the terrible ending. That’s fine, but at least have the balls to admit it rather than hedging up and down this thread by being like “well I didn’t say it was good, I just said I didn’t mind it, which is another way of saying it was Good, to me.” At least have the basic fortitude to cop to the Read more

Well, I WAS super into it, before I knew Team Ninja was responsible for this. Read more

*sigh* Goddamit. This looks so good and I know the plot is going to start with promise and then crap all over itself and leave me pissed off and disappointed. Obsidian knows no other way to exist. Read more

“This is gonna work”—“this” presumably being The Big Plan To Kick Thanos’s Ass. Read more

“The FarCry 5 ending was Good, Actually” is the worst contrarian hot take in video game history. Read more

If I jam an icepick into my eye, I’m “trying something different.” It doesn’t make it clever. Read more

Sure, this is bad. The General Silverman guy sounds like he’s on quaaludes. Read more

It won’t, but I desperately hope this game fails. Fuck Bethesda for apparently abandoning great single player games for the MMO shitshow. Read more

Honestly I wish every one of these games would burn. Read more

Eh. Some of it was perfectly good. Other parts of it (especially the dead-voiced guy who tells you to kill General Silverman) were crushingly awful. Read more

Yeah...no? No. I’m gonna go with no. That’s...very much not how it works.

I’m specifically referring to the “whatever scraps are left” here part of this. Read more

OK but for real, the best part of this game was Jaroslav Halak taking an Ovechkin slapshot right to the face. Read more

As a dude who loves video games, I in no way blame you. Read more

If their customers are misogynistic shitheads, who gives a fuck about their customers? Read more