No one was trying to make the game fail or get someone fired on that purported basis (when the actual reason is “they’re employing a woman who isn’t subservient enough for me). That’s the difference here, and it’s a not inconsiderable one. Read more

The reason is “because you’re sad misogynistic losers whose only sexual outlet is your Waluigi body pillows.” Read more

It’s true, Albert, you really are the price of shot. Read more

How...how has no one commented that this is clearly pee. Read more

Seems like there’s a pretty obvious one they’ve thus far avoided and for which the internet is clamoring! Read more

Really not a great take! I mean, I get the impulse, really, I do, but...not a great take! Read more

“I react very, very poorly to being guilted into anything, and will often do the opposite of what the guilt-tripping party wants me to do just to spite them.”

I fail to see anything about this that makes you a bastard. Seems totally fair to me.  Read more

I’ll say it under my real name: fuck you, that comment is spot on, and sexism against men isn’t a real fucking problem, you pissant little chode. Read more

Bell was offered a contract...2 in facted...rolling guaranteed monies just like every Steeler player’s contract. Don’t make it sound like the organization has not made any kind of effort. There are players who think of the “Team” and collect for himself at tge same time and then there are those players who only want… Read more

I need Ovechkin to have baptized his kid in the cup, possibly showing up on Nathan Walker’s cup day to do so. I need him to have called Walker like “NATHAN, I COME TO AUSTRALIA, DUNK BABY IN CUP, THEN WE DO SHOTS AND HUG KANGAROO, OK SEE YOU SOON.” I just...I need to believe in magic. Read more

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My dude, you fuckin’ suck. Read more

It’s honestly shocking just how much better Horizon, God of War, and now this are than anything that’s been an XB1 exclusive. Read more

Lololololol “he caught me before I was able to pull my whataboutism bullshit so now I have to pretend to be intellectual and haughty.” My dude, I cordially invite you to shove your fedora up your nostril. Read more

I went to a Pirates-Phillies game on the Fourth of July in 2014 and McCutchen was about two feet from hitting for the cycle. It was impossible not to enjoy watching him play. Christ, even the notoriously racist Pittsburgh fans (just listen to the dogwhistling any time Mike Tomlin comes up) made a pretty-universal… Read more

Oh I read it. But were he to answer you, I’m just not here for your bullshit “gotcha” antics of googling the most negative thing you can find about his country and pretending that excuses America’s extreme horseshit. Take your whataboutism somewhere fucking else. Read more

This is spectacular. Read more

Fuck you. Prove that they would. Read more

We got along just fine without ICE before the early 2000s. Fuck ICE. Everyone involved with ICE should be tried as a goddamn war criminal. Read more

Because our VISA and immigration system is comically broken and a huge percentage of the country wants to fix it by shutting the whole goddamn thing down.

Nobody should want to come here at this point. Fuck this stupid goddamn country. Read more