Ubertrout
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout

“As far as we know the flight was free too.”

Holy shit, what kind of sandblasted galaxy brain do you have to have to go “this is fine since we didn’t make them pay their own way home?” Read more

5 years ago, they absolutely would not have been handcuffed and thrown into a cell WITH NO FUCKING BEDS overnight, and you can fuck off with your bullshit takes. Read more

What the fuck is wrong with everyone who’s like “this is normal, it would’ve happened under previous administrations?” No it fucking wouldn’t. They may have been denied entry. They would not have been interviewed for an entire goddamn day and then handcuffed and thrown into a cell with no beds overnight. Read more

Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you with this bullshit take. “America’s problems are excusable because slavery exists somewhere.” Fuck this bullshit take and fuck you. Read more

The fact that there aren’t holding cells where we treat detained individuals like actual fucking human beings who get BEDS is the exact fucking problem.

Also, please explain why three clearly dangerous D&D artist nerds needed to be fucking handcuffed, and if you’re tempted to use the words “standard procedure,” refer Read more

You’d expect to be handcuffed and detained overnight in a facility with no beds because of a glitch in your paperwork? Do you expect to live in a fucking police state? Read more

Every month or so I check back in on this comment just so I can laugh some more. Read more

Alternatively, I thought the Bortles one was the funniest one in the entire thing. Read more

100% accurate, and the same people trying to defend hockey players as not-boring also are generally the people who hate Ovechkin the most. Read more

Ovechkin being the cure to the common (boring) hockey player is one of the primary reasons so much of the hockey media and establishment has disliked him for so long. Read more

...I can’t fucking believe Nick Markakis has an outside chance at 3000 career hits. Read more

You would be shocked how many not-white people from the actual city defend it, too. It’s fucking weird. Read more

The thought of a shitbird like you being from my hometown makes my skin crawl, so I’m just going to assume you’re from Loudon or Glen Burnie or something. Read more

Throughout your reply to me, you’ve spewed nothing but hatred towards an individual you know nothing more about than an online persona meant to entertain. Read more