Have you not been paying attention the last 25 years? Read more

Nothing makes sense any more. Read more

“nougat (noo-GAH)“ Read more

It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault. Read more

Congrats on winning game 1, Dray! Read more

Oooh! Oooh! Next, explain how it’s a block because of the infield fly rule! Read more

I’m at the point now where I just feel bad for these Mets fans in the comments. Read more

Oh, honey. It’s OK. You’re entirely wrong and if Scherzer continues to have a markedly better FIP (a stat that matters more than ERA anyway) than DeGrom while outgunning him hard in wins and K’s, he’s going to win the Cy Young in a blowout, but it’s OK. There there. Read more

VGK taking Schmidt over Grubbauer is the second hardest McPhee has ever screwed us after Forsberg for Erat. Read more

“if she were Muslim and they were doing something to honor holocaust victims”
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If Hinkle was white and the jersey celebrated African-American history month, everyone with a soul would regard her as a racist for it. I fail to see how homophobia is any more of a valid political stance than racism. Read more

By the way, I have absolutely nothing against the Rockets as an organization; as my own team has been a miserable clown fiesta of a failure my entire life, I had to look elsewhere for basketball players to admire, and Hakeem was my favorite player growing up. My only issue is that I don’t enjoy watching them now. Read more

Hey man, I can respect that. If my team was on the verge of a Finals berth while playing ludicrously ugly basketball, it wouldn’t bother me either, nor should it. Support your boys! I’m just saying that as a neutral observer, this Rockets team hurts me to watch, and as a Wizards fan, mine is basically a professional… Read more

My team was smothered out of the playoffs LOOOOOOONG before this. I have no dog in this race. I just fucking hate watching this miserable, boring Rockets team. Read more

Reading this is like watching people defend the New Jersey Devils trap defense that so ruined hockey they had to completely revamp the rules to make it illegal all over again. Read more

Nah. The Warriors are not playing their game, and if we’re extraordinarily unlucky, it’s going to lead to us having to see the living math equation that is this miserable, un-fucking-watchable Rockets team win a championship.

This team is like if someone said “what if we made a 90s iso-ball team that shot a lot more… Read more

I stand corrected. Spoken like a true Flyers fan. Read more

I’m guessing you’re a good liberal, when in doubt? Cry racism and sexism.. you think trumps racist, you have white guilt, we get it..google imaged you.. no wonder you’re jealous of the women at bstool..yikes Read more

Every Canadian idiot can shut the fuck up about Ovechkin not showing up in the postseason, right? We can now forever bury that narrative, which was never true in the first place? Fuck Canada. Read more

“Lord Stanely’s”

Spoken like a true Pittsburgher. Read more