LOL ok, like he’s not going to pass at least 17 other guys on this list by the time his career’s over. Read more

Losing in the final round is the greatest pain of all. Read more

Oh my God this keeps getting funnier Read more

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Read more

I was texting a friend with 7 seconds left saying I still didn’t feel safe with a 4-goal lead. Read more

I live in Pittsburgh, too. Read more

This might not even be Wilson’s most impressive hit of the night — for my money, that’s the one leading to Ovi’s goal where Chris Kunitz attempted to lay out Wilson and ricocheted off him like a ping pong ball hitting a rhinoceros. Read more

I’d love to make a smartass comment but all I can do is sit here in shock. I can’t believe this team is in the Finals. When we beat the Pens I literally screamed “FUCK YOU, PITTSBURGH” out the window, but this time I’m just in disbelief. Read more

Wow, bro, you’re this mad that you’re just going full boilerplate at this point, huh? Read more

Jesus Christ. I hadn’t seen this story. Read more

And you kind of wonder if Budenholzer regrets signing there instead of Toronto. Read more

This was my thought, too. If even the police — who have never evinced even a cursory understanding of how awful these videos make them look — realize this is going to make them look horrible, how bad is this?! I’m honestly wondering if while he was laying on the ground, the police took turns calling him the n-word.… Read more

It’s just too good of a joke. Read more

Lol ok Read more

You forgot the best one. Read more

Probably because I’ve never commented on a Splinter post before. Read more

It’s being brought into the discussion because that’s specifically what Raj Shah and the Trump administration attributed it to. It’s not being brought up shorn of all context — that’s a deliberate and pointed response calling them out for that statement. Read more

I’m so sorry. Read more

Holy shit Read more

At least in Pagan Min’s bunker the villain’s dialogue would be well-written and believable. Read more