I legit warned everyone I knew not to play this game specifically and solely because of the ending. Read more

I’ve seen a lot of contrarian “this thing that is clearly and objectively terrible is Good, Actually” pieces on the internet, but I honestly (and perhaps naively) assumed no one would try to do that with Far Cry 5, which has an ending so bad even Mass Effect 3 seems spectacularly well done by comparison. It is — and I… Read more

like the Caps will be. Read more

This take held up well! Read more

On the plus side, there were no filmed Kyle Mooney segments. Read more

How many paint chips did you eat as a kid Read more

I mean, you’re still wrong, but at least you’re logically consistent at that point. Read more

God I can’t wait for Boston to finally bomb out in the next round as LeBron cooks and eats Jayson Tatum whole. Read more

Here’s the thing: if he wins ONE cup — ONE, not multiple — he’s unquestionably the greatest Cap ever by any metric you choose to use. I already think he is, since none of them ever won anything, but the fact you keep saying multiple cups is the craziest part here. Read more

I think you saw me on Twitter say yesterday that I’m expecting at any second for the NHL to announce Caps-Pens has actually been changed to a Best of 9. Read more

The Colts have actually won a title. Read more

This made me laugh a lot. Read more

Honestly, since I have to live in the unrelenting shithole that is Pittsburgh as a Caps fan, it’s better for me because I get to go out today and genuinely bask in these peoples’ collective misery. Last night I screamed “FUCK YOU, PITTSBURGH” out my living room window and it’s the happiest I’ve been since… Read more

LOL no. I’m willing to buy that the Premier League will overtake hockey — I don’t necessarily agree with it, but it’s a valid take — but MLS is never going to. Americans are never going to give a shit about any league that isn’t the best of its kind in the world (or close to it). Read more

This is genuinely one of the most nonsensical things I’ve ever read on this site. You’re saying that unless he wins multiple Stanley Cups, Ovechkin won’t outdo players such as Labre, Langway, Bondra, Hunter, Gartner, and Kolzig for “best Cap ever,” despite the fact that none of those guys have a single cup with the… Read more

Yeah, I mean, Bondra’s 100% deserving of the Hall of Fame, but we’re talking about OVECHKIN here — he’s one of the greatest pure goal scorers in league history by any measure. Read more

Ovi is actually scoring in the playoffs (for once) Read more

+1 dives taken Read more

Nah. Read more

Even though I find the Guardians of the Galaxy kinda tedious these days (their entire bickering-based comedic structure necessitates that they don’t grow and change too much, especially in the case of Peter Quill, who’s just intolerably stupid at this point) Read more