Ubertrout
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout

Crosby was outspokenly supportive about the Pens visiting the Trump White House. There are no heroes here. Read more

Yes, this is totally normal. It makes perfect sense tennis is being dominated by two men with pronounced injury histories way, way past the age when every other tennis star ever has experienced a decline so precipitous as to remove them from the effective field of international competition. Nothing to see here. Read more

Nobody’s going to drop peppers here? Fine. I’ll be the first. Read more

Cassandra Casanova—whose name is infinitely more interesting than her political opinions Read more

To be fair, as Nguyen says, squid ink linguini isn’t anything new — that’s a classic Italian staple. Also, anyone who won’t eat it because it’s the wrong color is one step removed from being an overgrown babby who will only eat chicken tenders and pizza because “vegetables are yucky.” Read more

Can someone explain to me why KFC is apparently so much worse in the US than it is elsewhere? People in other countries talk about KFC as if it’s a legitimate culinary experience rather than the discarded leavings of the Ghost of Poultry Past. It’s consistently the worst fast food experience I’ve ever had here in Read more

If that’s the tradeoff for the extra stuff they added to it, I’ll take that deal. Read more

Can everyone at least agree that the worst option is a Wendy’s frostee? Read more

Sour cream? Gwen...sour cream? Come on, Gwen. I mean...sour cream? We’re talkin’ ‘bout SOUR CREAM?
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Steak fries are trash piles and if you like them, you have terrible opinions and should feel bad about those opinions. Read more

Anyone who thinks steak fries are good is not a human being worth listening to on any subject. Read more

I mean, sure, but with medium well orderers, I feel like they can eventually be saved. The well done crowd is too far gone to do anything for. Read more

I just looked up Jojos and those things are actually solid. I stand by this. Read more

That’s exactly what I’m saying; it’s probably not legal in America. Read more