What in the great googedy-moogedy is wrong with anyone who’d rank steak fries above being hit by a car Read more

How about fucking proteins, you colossal goddamn dumbass? Or did you miss that he basically thinks poor people should be forced into veganism? Read more

I think I legit would rather throw out my computer than play even an hour of this game. Read more

The guy in this article wasn’t under contract, and specifically states in the piece you link that it was easy for him to quit because they don’t have him by the balls. Come on, try a little harder than this weak sauce bullshit. Read more

The question, though, is whether those contracts are actually legal under existing employment law, and there’s significant evidence they wouldn’t hold up in court. Read more

Hey, bro? Bro. Bro?

If you voted for Trump, I hope you die fucking painfully. Read more

At least Mass Effect 3 was striving for a satisfying narrative conclusion even if it didn’t get there - Far Cry 5 appears to have ascribed to the same school of “lol, nothing matters, never care about anything” nihilistic thought that gave us South Park, only without the actual jokes. It’s exactly what another… Read more

This is 100% accurate in all ways. Holy shit. Read more

LOL yeah OK bro, see, one of these things is racist, and one desire to see horrible human beings punished for their horribleness. Read more

I’m not saying they shouldn’t be allowed to do it or anything like that; I’m saying why they would find this fun is utterly incomprehensible to me. Also, why people would enjoy watching and following speedrun culture is equally incomprehensible. Read more

This is the best response. Read more

LOL fuck you, I am specifically buying this game because it’s going to let me shoot Trump voters. Read more

As long as I live, I’ll never understand why people do this. Read more

The fuck Read more

Most commentators are Canadian. Ovechkin is Russian. Funny how that works, huh? Read more

You stole a baby Read more

“I HIDE BEHIND THE PILE OF DEAD BARDS!” Read more

So, this site exists now. Read more

Yeah, and that half of the country votes Republican. Read more

Eisenhower, who was far from perfect, is genuinely the last Republican president who can even PRETEND to have even had any sort of moral compass. Read more