This is the problem with certain sectors of the left: they think if you fix the economic problem, you’ll fix ALL the problems! Everything is class!

Yeah no. Everything Hamilton suggests above is a good idea. None of it will come close to fixing America’s racial issues. Read more

Yeah voting for Trump makes you a racist piece of shit, bud. Sorry. Read more

NARRATOR: They actually had. Read more

How the fuck did Doug Fister miss Dog Fister Ace Pitcher? Goddamit, Doug. Read more

tktk a clever comment Read more

Chris Paul’s coaching has never been quite (ok, even close to) as good as Tim Duncan’s. Chris Paul’s teammates have been every bit as good as Tim Duncan’s, if not arguably better — Parker and (especially) Ginobili were comically overrated, and their success has hinged on the way they’ve been used. Read more

“There are no real sympathetic characters and the few noble ones die fast.”

Sam, Davos, Arya, Sansa, Brienne, Podrick, Jon, Tyrion, Grey Worm, Missandei. Come on, now.

If Sam or Davos in particular aren’t sympathetic characters, there exists no such thing as a sympathetic character in any book, movie, or TV show, ever. Read more

Fight fire with napalm. Read more

Oh yeah, Gamergate totally accomplished something aside from letting stunted manbabbies fap to their own perceived sense of accomplishment. Yuh-huh. Read more

lololololol “misandry” Read more

#BringBackBullying Read more

He was first in assists when he retired. The idea that Magic doesn’t count as a “true point guard” because he had a unique skill set is functionally insane. Read more

Oh hey, there’s your ass with that dumb superteam comment. Read more

Can we get a piece about how its actual explicit satire doesn’t hold up (in large part bc its creator is such a regressive dicknozzle)? Read more

So...the NBA’s all-time assist leader isn’t a “true point guard” because he’s too tall? That’s a ridiculous argument. If your criteria for “point guard” is “must be a short dude,” that’s so insane and arbitrary I don’t even know where to start with it. Read more

Baseball Reference’s WAR model has Schmidt at 106.5 and Beltre at 92.4 — and Beltre should still have a few more productive seasons left. As far as the superior hitter...that’s pretty debatable. It’s close, or soon will be (Schmidt clearly has the edge right now). I find number of seasons largely irrelevant, as… Read more

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Ok but you can metro in, just take the red line to Woodley Park and — oh my god I can’t even finish that fucking sentence with a straight face. Read more

Generally, at equal temperatures, a lack of snow makes the cold feel WAY worse. Take it from someone who lives in Pittsburgh and has seen roughly equivalent temperatures in Buffalo. Read more

You can’t with a straight face argue that Chris Paul is as good of a player as Tim Duncan. Read more