Ubertrout
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout

This is one of the most insane arguments I think I’ve ever seen about basketball. Other than the Miami years (and the last two Cleveland years), Lebron spent his entire career dragging crap-ass players to well beyond where they should have gone. Paul didn’t have much to work with in New Orleans, but in LA? Come on now. Read more

Historically, you’re at your best building around a good two-way center, but that’s taken a hit in recent decades (thanks to the NBA itself shifting) and the only good example of it from a championship perspective since Shaq won his last title is Tim Duncan in San Antonio. So yeah, a good two-way scoring option (be it Read more

Steph Curry, Magic Johnson, Isaiah Thomas, arguably Chauncey Billups in 2004...I mean, what the fuck is this argument. Read more

Also players who spend the second half of their career playing their home games in hitter’s parks that seem specifically tailored to them after spending a good portion of the first half in goddamned Seattle. Read more

Awwww, did de widdle man get his widdle feefees hurt by someone pointing out that he’s privileged as fuck? It’s ok, I’m sure your anime sex pillow loves you for who you are. Read more

Or, you can make fun of them and attempt to verbally hurt them and make them rethink their choices. Chances are it’ll work, since anyone who does this is a fragile whiny piece of shit who will run from any real fight (which is a shame, since the best thing that could happen to them is for them to get punched in the Read more

“Young’s duty will be to spot up, pass the rock if necessary,” Read more

Or during the Civil War in the American South, a la the Free State of Jones. Read more

Why are you talking about these two groups like there’s a difference between them Read more

This game lets me shoot Trump voters. I couldn’t possibly be more here for it. Read more

I’m with you on this skin being bad, but...Ribbit Lucio is awesome. It’s one of my favorite HotS skins. HE’S AN ADORABLE ROLLERSKATING CYBORG FROG. Read more

The two greatest games Rockstar ever released remain RDR and Bully, and both share a common trait: they actually have something to say. Contrast this with GTAV, which shouted a lot but had nothing of importance to communicate. Read more