Ubertrout
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout

Hey, speaking of, would anyone in Pittsburgh like to buy me a drink? Free drinks are accepted in 100% of situations. Read more

Better. Everything I’ve seen inclines me to STRONGLY believe “better.” Read more

On the main site, I agree with you. On FoxTrot Alpha....eesh. I feel bad for Tyler. Read more

November 30 is next Monday, so BCO will not miss a week. :-) Read more

Rebecca and Kaili are fantastic people, and I’m excited to work for them. :-) Read more

Thing is, I would absolutely run crazy holiday home-cook stories without hesitation. Read more

OK, so here’s the thing: I’m not going to rip into anyone for using AdBlocker. I get it; really, I do. No rage here. Read more

I promise I’ll try to keep up with the Wonkette BCO and recipe comments as much as I can, purely for you guys. By the way, all of you should tune in next Monday. There won’t be a BCO here, but I’ve got something else special planned for you all for my last day. Read more

You know what’s amazing? I have never received a single Thanksgiving-themed submission. Not once. Read more

As for non-Jez sites, while I very rarely read Jalopnik because I have zero interest in cars (although that Tie Fighter post was fantastic), they could not be nicer people. Every interaction I’ve had with Patrick, Ballaban, Stef Schrader, and (obviously) Kat has reinforced my opinion that they are Good Humans. Same Read more

I’m amazed that story wasn’t a bigger deal with readers. It might be my favorite this year (other than possibly Kazooooos), just because of the glorious prose. Read more

“Ladies have opinions?! Well, that just wont do at all!” —Someone with the power to make decisions, apparently Read more

This comment is 100% serious, btw; BCO wouldn’t be the same without one last Pinkham’s Law. Read more

Awww, one last Pinkham’s Law. Thanks for coming. Read more