Plus side: no greys over on Wonkette, and I’ll be keeping an eye out for you guys! Read more

How it actually went: Read more

Of course! Read more

This is a relevant question. I’ll be running the Recipe Hub (this also means I will be writing recipe posts once per week. Pray for mojo) over there, so you can go there directly if you want, but anything I post will automatically jump to the homepage. Wonkette’s platform doesn’t work quite like Kinja, where things… Read more

You should read the small-text tag at the bottom of this. Read more

The Justice department has an opinion, but you seem to confuse it with automatically being right. Read more

I’m going back through old BCO’s for my Best Of entry for Monday, and holy shit, this comment is making me laugh incredibly fucking hard all over again. Read more

Based on this comment, I’m going to assume you’re missing a whole lot of somethings. Read more

Incorrect. See the above comments from abidabi and The Noble Renard. Read more

This is certainly true! It doesn’t change the fact that the statement itself still makes them look pissy as hell, nor will it change how much enjoyment I draw from that fact. Read more

Erm. Mark is also gone at the end of November. I’m sorry you had to find out this way. Read more

The amazing thing is that J. Kenji is one of the people I’ve emailed with over the past couple days about possible freelance work, but no, SeriousEats is not the new home for BCO. It’s a great site and maybe I’ll do some work for them, though! Read more

Yes, it will still be on Mondays. Read more

“Clickbait means ‘that thing I don’t like,’ right? That’s what that word means? I AM GOOD WITH WORDS!” Read more

Aww, it’s OK. Come here.

I appreciate hearing that, but it’ll be OK. Trust me. Keep an eye out here and on my Twitter. There should be news soon. Read more

Hey guys. So imma put this here even though I’ll likely have a post about it soon: yes, I will be leaving Gawker Media. It’s been a fun run, but it was going to end sometime. Read more

Crying Read more

I don’t want to fight you, you just seem like you badly need a hug. Read more